Monday, January 24, 2011

1ST POST IN THE NETHERWORLD

Howdy Zombie Cowboys and killjoy survivors.

24-Jan-11 marks the first post (and the birth) of Tone Dead. Now you might ask, what is Tone Dead? I'll get back on that. Don't rain on my parade bi**hes. :| First of all, thank you for reading and tagging along. Now, back to the questions:

  1. What the EFF is Tone Dead?
    • Tone Dead is a record of actual events of musical concerts causing mystical phenomena of hypnotizing fans into a rabid pack of zombies. Okay, enough bullsh*t. Tone Dead is a combination of two things I love, music and zombies. I'd be tackling music and zombies as two separate entities or music and zombies as a whole. Depends on my mood (and what I could scavenge).
  2. Soooo, you're a zombie? Or a musician?
    • I play guitar most of the time. And I'm clearly living right now. But I'm neither, for the blog. I may post some videos time to time of me playing with my band or with me doing a solo jam (or me doing random sh*t), but I'm an online journalist right now, at this moment, for the blog.
  3. Well that cleared everything up. :|
    • Well F*CK YOU.
  4. Alright, calm down. Calm down. Male or female?
    • Dude. :|
  5. Can I keep asking questions?
    • Your limits up. :|
Aaaaand, that'll be all for now. Sorry for the boring post. Kinda lame. :| Be doing more creative sh*t in my post-stoned state.
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